ANOTHER GIRAFFE HAS BEEN MURDERED!

"Nick drives Stick (not Stig)" (NickR)
02/14/2014 at 16:36 • Filed to: Giraffe Murder

Again today the world has witnessed a terrible, premeditated murder of a giraffe, as a seemingly "wild" lion attacked the defenseless animals in the Serengeti National Park. Experts are just now determining whether the victim had a name and a national affiliation.

"I am appalled, it always hurts when an unarmed, peaceful herbivore is exposed to this kind of attack" said a tearful news anchor, Pete Doche from Fox News.

"There is no information whether the giraffe was local or U.S. citizen on vacation. A murder is a murder, and it is regrettable that the giraffe killings have made it to Africa as well," cries the enlightened journalist.

Anthropologist Phil Williamson, from prestigious National Geographic, has warned against judging the murderer, one so far unnamed lion:
"It is important to understand that it's about environmental impact and social patterns. The poor lion is most likely influenced by an upbringing and cultural background in which such behavior is acceptable, although it may seem absurd. The only way to avoid this in the future is by teaching the carnivores our moral standards" says the renowned anthropologist.

The whole world is now waiting anxiously on the U.S. President's response to the unjust event that has taken place amidst nature. President Obama has not made any public response yet, but rumors in Washington are saying that the president is expected to send peacekeeping forces to Tanzania immediately.